What’s on TV Christmas

Stores are closed, the winter storm rendered roads undrivable, and the food is probably keeping you paralyzed and comfortably numb. Time to indulge in a marathon or two. Here’s what’s playing today – pick a channel, any channel.

TBS is running A Christmas Story all day.

FX has Night at the Museum all day.

AMC is showing National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation all day.

Hallmark has Christmas TV movies all day.

Nickelodeon has Christmas episodes all day, including iCarly, Fairly Odd Parents, True Jackson, VP, and Drake & Josh.

BBC America has Christmas episodes all day, including Gavin & Stacey and Absolutely Fabulous.

At 6Am, Cartoon Network and Boomerang start an all-day marathon of Christmas cartoons and specials.

At 8, MTV2 has a Real World: Cancun marathon.

At 8:30, Comedy Central has A Colbert Christmas.

At 9, Discovery has a Mythbusters marathon.

Spike has a Bad Santa marathon at 9.

At 9:30, Lifetime has Christmas episodes of various shows, including Frasier, Reba, and Will & Grace, as well as Christmas movies.